One day while at church, I was talking a bit
To Meagan Smith and Rachel Gemmell
About spiders and other such frightening things
When Meagan did something that really rang a bell
Now it's known that if something is very disgusting,
But given a name, it no longer seems so
So Meagan just went and found us a spider
And we named the thing Freddy, right on the go
So this Sunday, I went to look at the spot
Where Freddy had been weeks before....
Needless to say I laughed quite a lot...
While all those who were passing rightly did stare--
For you see, my dear readers: Freddy's still there!