Haikus on Education

i.
I really tried to
pay attention in lecture
(a.k.a. naptime).

ii.
did problems in bed.
left the calculator there
for the exam. crap.

iii.
"have you started the—"
"no." commence ironic laugh.
we're dead. we're dead we're

iv.
physics physcis phis
ysc centripetal accel
eration? theta?!